We're all stories in the end.
Just make it a good one.
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
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First thing I must say: I apologize if I animated the wrong person talking but I can EXPLAIN!! SO.
For Color Theory our final project was free choice so I chose to animate something! It was due in 3 weeks. Then, just before we turn it in I realize I could’ve just coloured an old animate (nuggets!) so I chose this one but decided that I needed to add more. Than I thought adding audio from this podcast could make it make sense.. all in all, I had 5 days to make this so it’s unfinished (as you can see), so… yes. SORRY! LESSON LEARNED… (in other words, NOT ENOUGH TIME)
Also the quality is.. ignore the quality
I’m reblogging this again because I love it
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A conversation between Alex Hirsch and Emmy Cicierega on Twitter. Clearly, the staff of Gravity Falls are professionals and Season Two will be better than ever.
(The punchline doesn’t really work well as a picture, so click here to hear Alex’s reading of his own Emmy-worthy dialogue.)
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i’m so sorry for so many words sometimes i just think about all the people who have not been blessed with this amazing show
For everybody who’s really confused on all the gravity falls spam. This is pretty much the show.
My blog has literally turned gravity falls over night…
This explains it pretty well
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Ha! He’s finally done!
I’m back in Halifax now and going off of the Dipper and Mabel gifs I did before, I wanted to do one of Bill! I’ve been working on it off and on for most of this week but it’s been a fun exercise. Mabel and Dipper’s gifs have been inbetweened now so expect cleaned up/coloured/shaded versions of those up sometime in the future too.
Karen done an amazing work on this gif!! O.o she is talented!!
Holy wow, Karen!
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Mabill or Billdip?Anonymous
Mabill 100% Even though I usually just ship them as a friendship thing. I just think their craziness would work well off of each other.
Although I think a friendship between Bill and Dipper would be really interesting, I feel like Mabel and Bill would just have more chemistry. Or if not more chemistry, I should probably say a type of chemistry that I am personally more invested in.Share
Do you ship Pinecest?Anonymous
No I don’t… actually if I have one notp that would be it.
They not only are siblings, but the show does such a wonderful job of portraying them as siblings that I just can’t see them together at all.Share
Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?
my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour
i have one of these clocks, and let me tell you, after years of having it, those birds have pretty much become the numbers, when i look at it my brain just knows that the bird equals the number. it turns into a cross between bird and number. i can’t tell the difference anymore
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